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This was one of those web cults that popped up on my WTF radar back in the day, but which I eventually banished to the LMFAO drawer with Furries and other weird, pedo-adjacent monsters. To my detriment, it seems, because I think you might be on to something here.

As far as the mystery of female fixation with riding horses, perhaps it's impolite to point out that the reason riding "side saddle" became a thing had something to do with biology (OTOH, not being a woman or a biologist, maybe I should shut up about it).

But, yeah, something uniquely weird was happening in the early 10's, and it seems bound up in the revival of weird toy commercials. Not being involved in any of these subcultures, I'm looking forward to your reporting and insights on the subject.

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Well, I think we all had that inclination at the time, but as I fill out the second part and do more research, I think you're right - there is something here, and the more I see, the more I'm convinced of it. Even as someone who was there at the ground floor of it, so much is clicking in ways I never connected until now, but I suppose the old saying about hindsight is very, very true, which is part of why I decided to write on the topic and investigate it more.

Even more interesting is that I've been talking with my friends and other connections in anticipation for another article on other pieces of fandom from the 2010's and there really is this uniquely strange but incredibly robust creative energy, just the raw, unfiltered passion being channeled into creative endeavors, flowing through the internet at the time. It isn't just the bronies, but you had so many other colossal fandoms at the time that were churning out fan content at a level you just don't see today, and it really begs the question... what the hell was in the air then? Where did it go? Why did everything become so sterile , boring, and ossified? These are the questions that haunt me...

But thank you for the kind words and support. It's truly appreciated.

But, also, yeah, I definitely see what you mean about the whole side saddle thing. I'm neither a woman nor a biologist so I can't say you're on to something... but you might be.

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I'm pretty sure we all died in sin in 2012 and are all sharing a collective hell/purgatory.

That's my explanation for all this, at least.

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Oct 5Liked by Yakubian Ape

I looked up IWTCIRD and, yes, I will gladly assist you in lighting that fire…

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I'm sorry you looked that up but I'm also glad you agree. If it helps solidify your decision just know I reached out to my friend who's cousin owns it and asked her if he still has it and he doesn't, but he did sell it to make a new car that features an underage anime girl on it. I feel as if he should be preemptively put on a registry of some kind.

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It certainly should be. Though, in a healthy society, people would probably be shamed and socially pressured against painting their car like that in the first place.

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A fascinating intro. Very excited to read the rest. IK must say I thought the movie from 2017 was really good, with excellent music.

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I don't think I'll surprise you when I say that I didn't see the movie, so I'll have to take your word for it, but I think one of the show's stronger points, upon revisiting it, is the music. I'm not sure how well it would stand up to several hundred repeats if I had a kid who was really into MLP and wanted to listen to the songs ad nauseam, but every song I heard was pleasant, or at worst, inoffensive. And, for as harsh as I have been (and will be) on the community, I will admit that one of their better outputs was fan music, as well. There were songs coming out of the scene that still hold up pretty well.

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Bronies are merely Lite play-fetishists, taking advantage of the safely insulated and comfortable social milieu of Affluent Modernity by finding a way to indulge a pretense of childlike innocence. Self-indulgent, yes. Pretentiously unrealistic utopian fantasyland, yes. An active rejection of responsible adulthood, yes. It's questionable what use the committed gamers might be if faced with actual physical threats to life and limb, serious emergencies, or conditions of deprivation and extremity. But not malum in se, as long as no actual minor children are in the game. Simply on the surface, taken for itself, I can't even judge the regression-to-childhood role-playing of Bronies as terribly decadent.

But there's a harder edged version, that some (raises hand) might find disquieting. Look up "ponyplay" in Image Search. I'd link, but I think it's more responsible for me to simply suggest the curious to search for themselves. It's your decision.

Ponyplay was a thing before Obama, by the way. It pre-dates the 21st century. How far into the past, I can't say. I'm not apprised of that history. Never gotten any closer to it than glimpses on an I-Screen. Wasn't reminded of the fetish, until prompted by reading this. As with a great many other outre social phenomena, that sort of thing was closely compartmentalized and almost entirely out of general popular notice in the Before Time. It is still entirely voluntary "self-selected behavior". It had better be, anyway.

smh, but forbidding ponyplay is not only practically impossible, it would likely merely add to the appeal, whatever that might be all about. Even though it probably DOES scare the horses, the actual ones.

my species, the Humans. what the...?

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"Cormac McCarthy, this is not."

Now my brain is trying to remix MLP into a McCarthy-style horror story. This is an upsetting development.

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That gif of the ponies being cast down to the lake of fire... ice skating is an evil act in equestria?

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In awe at the size of the arms on the lad in the boater hat in that Brony con photo. The women there, surprisingly enough, are not fat and all of them have arms larger than that man. I would think it would take hard effort to self-starve to get that skinny as a man.

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Yes, I believe the term I've seen used to describe it before is "hungry skeleton", which is apropos in more ways than one. A lot of guys that thin, I think, have to have some sort of glandular issue, or just plain don't consume much outside of the occasional fast food meal or oven-cooked pizza. I used to live with a guy with such a build in college, and he was really only that thin for a lack of eating.

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