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Michael DiBaggio's avatar

"'Slither hither' was not the solicitation of a young harlot, Watson, ... It was an invocation associated with Roy Jay, a story for which the world is not yet prepared." -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "The Adventure of the Sussex Vampire" (1924)

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Legacy news media is in a death spiral, wondering how they can get audiences back, or hell just get them to occasionally remember they exist, and the answer is right here. I would watch the hell out of a CNN, PBS, or god help me even MSNBC feature that interviewed people referenced in Roy Jay's bio who are still alive, just to show that cable news can still create the illusion of being more credible than internet crackpots. Actually, I'd have even more respect for them if they said they couldn't verify anything in his bio and we should now be more afraid of this retroactively-inserted demon than we are of Trump, who, as we all know, retroactively inserted himself into the popular culture of the 1980s as a political troll who then morphed into a reality TV president. Lord only knows what RJ will morph into. I picture this demon finally destroying society's last shreds of belief in their Internet privacy by popping up on public websites to show the secretly stored webcam images of random people jacking off to random shit at their computers while blurting, "Weird! You'll all be doing it tomorrow! I'm a spook!" Then we split timelines and some of us descend into murderous mayhem while the rest ascend to a blissful 5D utopia

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